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No but it's not possible, it's a
thumbs down error.

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It takes jealousy.

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No you know, I have the impression that he
there are people who put their thumbs up

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low on videos that only have
thumbs up just for the sake of

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contradiction. It's not possible, he
name is William Coyote, person s

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It's called like that.

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No Lulu, be patient.

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But why? You know why,
because we don't like our own

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videos on the internet.

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There are rules, it's like in the
life.

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Okay, we can go to bed now
? Charles, listen...

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It makes your little brother happy to
see the counter go to 2 million.

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I can understand that though, it's
not the sea to drink.

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It makes me happy too.

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Yes, it makes everyone happy.

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Stop Charles, you're annoying, listen,
frankly.

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My dad, are you saying something or what?
It's midnight. But Lou! Child, it's

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not true. You heard what he said
mom? We wait.

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Come on, family, a little effort.

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Mom, we're not going to do it again
once. We've done it 500 times

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see, 500 times. But mom!

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Yes, go ahead, my cat, if you want.

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Oh, Doudou! Don't call me Doudou.
Oh, look, play around a little bit,

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Charles.

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So, on March 17, we
learned that Lucas, our little Lulu,

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our little sun of love, was
suffering from an orphan disease.

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And we decided to... We decided to
beat and offer him the longest life

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beautiful that we can give him.

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Despite everything, because he deserves it.

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And we would like to share this regularly
on social networks, our

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experience. Because we would like
Lucas feels supported most of the time

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time. And that we bring to need
you to feel stronger, to

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face it all.

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Hello my Lulu, it's Toon. I too
I'm a fan of your videos. I hope you

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are affected.

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Take courage my little man, I
send you.

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Happy birthday.

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So this morning, Lulu is going to show us her
nice collection.

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So there, you see, it's the jersey of
Neymar, a striker. Yeah, great.

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This is Adrien Rabiot's, but I
don't really know who it is.

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You don't want to do it again with Charles
Keke? No, no, no, it's okay. Oh, s

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Please, Charles.

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I don't want to.

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We never see you in the videos.

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Exactly. You know, one day we will
have a comment, and people will

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say, they are great, the Pérez, but that
would be nice if Lucas had a big

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brother. How sad that he has no
big brother. And we are going to be obliged

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to say, but yes, he has a big brother,
his name is Charles.

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People will say, oh well, Charles,
no, unknown to the battalion, we don't know

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who it is.

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I don't know, but it's intimate too,
with you filming all the time.

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Oh, it's going to be my fault now,
Charles. You know?

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If your brother dies one day, you will
feel very bad for yourself that you don't

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I wasn't close to your brother just
because you were annoying. You understand

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? No.

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No ? No.

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Well there you go.

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Sir.

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We arrive at 5 p.m. in Los Angeles and there we
is taken directly by limousine to

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Hollywood for the premiere of Star
Wars. That's not true.

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Stop saying that's not true
annoys me when you say it's not true.

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Yeah, that's true.

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And why did we choose us?
Because we are influencers

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now, that's it, you have to get used to it.

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The only thing we have to do is
on-site video for a brand, I don't

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don't know which one.

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I need to buy some gear, I'm going
equip myself well.

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The only problem is how we
the announcement? We don't tell him.

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We give him a surprise.

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It's much better. No but I don't
don't talk about the case.

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On the site, the people who follow us,
how do we tell them? We are going to make a

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teaser.

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We're going to make a nice teaser, you can tell me
believe.

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Did you say? We must not take the
melon.

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Trust me.

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So my little Lully, do you have
Guess where are we going today?

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At Disneyland? No, we don't all go there
month either.

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We're going to drive a Formula 1 car. No.

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We're going to the hospital today.

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It's nice, isn't it? Yes, you are
happy, you like the doctor

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Sanero.

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So today, like all
month, we go to the hospital to have the

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little check-up visit from Lucas.

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We will make a short video for you
tell us what the doctor told us.

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See you later !

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Sorry,

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but... Are you really the Pérez? Yes.

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We wanted to say thank you.

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Well done. Yes, well done.

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You, we follow your adventures on LOL.

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You are a source of inspiration for
us.

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You both are incredible.

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Oh well no, it’s our little piece of
cabbage which is incredible, wonderful and

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everything. Yes, no, no, no, no. All the
family, you are great. That's nice.

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THANKS. We started the same thing
with Brittany.

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Brittany? Ah yes, it's our little one
girl. She is 4 years old. Oh.

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The semi.

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Poor pussy, wow.

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We do like you, we try to
to experience beautiful moments, we receive

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testimonies from all over the world.

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Oh yes, how much? It's okay, it's okay
help you a lot. Yes, it's very

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important.

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Mr and Mrs Nivelle? Yes, it is
us.

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See you soon.

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Good luck.

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And continue on you.

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We don't give up.

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We don't give up.

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Courage.

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Leukemia.

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It's not easy.

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They will struggle with SEO.
Are there so many? Yes, you are right.

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I didn't think about it.

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At the

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love, any miracle is possible.

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It was Voltaire who said that.

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And God knows you're parents
magnets.

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We have tried many
treatments.

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We had difficult times,
with ups and downs.

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But to love is to act, said Victor
Hugo.

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And you will be rewarded.

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Lulu, my little man, you are cured.

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Cured? Is he cured? He is totally
cured.

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It's a miracle.

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It's a miracle. You're cured.

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Shit.

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No, but no.

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Ah, and... Uh, doctor, you can
redo, please? If he

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pleases.

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Take back what you said there, with
the quotes were great. Yes, if he

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please you.

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Please, for the little one, for
the... Just once.

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Ah well, I mean, he likes to take care of himself
photo.

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Who is that? Enzo Lemogne.

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Stupid kid.

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Ah no but sorry, but it's true, we
can't stand him anymore, right? Mark is

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cool, huh.

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I don't have my glasses.

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Pass. So Thomas, Enzo, you did it
romantic hero tip for

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Malbeze? Bettina, I think he's talking
of you, there.

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Ah, very funny.

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Yes, I wanted to tell you, I put my
new manuscript in your locker. It's

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not true. Take your time.

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I know you're like me, you like it
Jane Austen, the great epics

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romantic, so a priori... I
maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but something

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tells me you might like it. It's
awesome.

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I'm going to take it to Ardèche. Oh
great.

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And when are you going to Ardèche? For the
next vacation.

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It's not a hurry anyway.

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Ah but yes, yes, yes, Bettina, it’s good
you he's talking about. Yes, because there, he

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suggests to Thomas to go and pump it all out
Wikipedia for the hero assignment

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romantic. Like there, there is Thomas who
responds to Enzo, it's not scary. Oh, I him

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Don't say how he writes, it's not scary.
So, Enzo to Thomas, you're bad, bad

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fuck. Don't worry, don't worry,
don't worry. Ah yes, yes, don't worry, bad

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fuck, I knew it. She always has a
Yeuve's Nokia, she doesn't even know that

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'The Internet exists.

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It goes cream.

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No, but honestly, I don't understand
why do you persist in searching?

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in there. You are wasting your time. Not
curiosity.

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So, Thomas's response, touch, that he
written, go figure, with 4 Y.

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What is this touch
that they all repeat like idiots?

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But we don't care, eh. No but we
seriously. Why are we

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forced to deal with this during our
break? And it's not like they were

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Fascinating either, eh. We know it,
they are lazy, they are small

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perverse. They're stuck to their shit
screens 20 hours a day.

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How fascinating is that? Well no.

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Uh, Jotina, it's you who was saying
Tenzo now? Yeah.

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You can give him back his cell phone
laughter?

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Oh no, it was you who gave him
confused, you manage now.

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Good morning. Good morning.

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Good morning.

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I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that you will all

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recover a tablet.

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And the bad news is that we received the
new circular.

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I hope you like the change.

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Do you need help, Madame Perrol?
No, no, it'll be fine, Léonore, thank you.

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Please be quiet.

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Shut up! Touch! You are painful
with this thing.

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As if we weren't late enough
on the program, national education,

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in his great wisdom, asks us to
make... digital extension.

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We'll find out what that includes.

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It doesn't matter if you have a syntax of
joke, what matters is that you

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can express yourself online.

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What is a joker? A... a port.

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A wild pig that lives in the
savannahs of Africa.

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Hey, by the way, here's a subject
fascinating that we could have tackled.

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African literature, yes, yes
yes, yes, Biragoudiop, Léopold,

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Cédar, Senghor, great men, but
no.

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No, no, no, what matters is that
you learned to live connected.

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Okay, so, does anyone have
an example of digital extension that

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could we teach the course? Because
that I admit that I know it.

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Yes, Leonore? We could create a
account to Lorenzaccio?

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So, what do I do?
now? And so, there you have it, your

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profile, and that's where people
will see your photo.

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So everyone can see my photo?
Yes, ma'am. Don't get angry, Malik, finally,

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I'm trying to understand.

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Yes I know. Well, that's it, that's it
three hours.

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Are you crying out for starvation? Ah yes my cat.

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Look, mommy has a new toy.

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It doesn't fly high.

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Of course, hello mistakes.

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Go Lamartine!

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Hey, do you see Lamartine? He is the one
moron who lobotomized the entire school.

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We don't look stupid.

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There is someone who does a lot
talking about you for some time. He

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chain the clicks, unleash the
passions.

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Thank you for welcoming, as it deserves,
Toon! You saw his driver

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room? What a triumph, thank you for being there.

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It's a real pleasure from you
welcome. I would even say more than us

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We are touched!

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Thank you, I am very very happy
to be there. So, let's talk

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a little bit of you anyway.

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Briefly, we can say that you have
had a bit of a school career

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chaotic, that things got
complicated from CM2.

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You postponed the bags a little
Parisians. And there, the click, Internet, c

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is a real social phenomenon
today. You like the little ones,

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to adults.

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And especially for adults.

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Thank you so much. If I would have known within myself
asking that I was going to receive all this

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love... If I would have known, but I can
die. You continue to surprise and

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it's still climbing. In the profession of
comical, I have no illusions,

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there are ups and downs. I am
very happy and I really thank my

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public for that because it is thanks to
you that I am there.

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But hey, I know we can't
please everyone.

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You have a very creative
abundant. I remember your

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Instagram hijackings.

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How do you explain this genius, this
look? But that’s okay, you’re not Rimbaud

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neither.

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I don't know, I...

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I do things that make me laugh.
I try to make myself laugh. And then, if

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it makes others laugh, so much the better.

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You are not trying to please.

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You just want to please yourself.

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I try, yes, that's for sure, to please myself.

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And it’s signed Atmerteuil.

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Admit it's funny. It's funny,
it's funny. I can answer this

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Atmerteuil? Please, you are
at your home.

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Atmerteuil, I sometimes touch
books, of course, but first, I

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always ensures that he is of age.

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You can touch books without
necessarily read them.

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It's white.

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But tell us, this is the latest model,
that? Yeah.

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Ah well, you broke the bank.

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Damn, I got trolled the whole time
night.

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Ah poor thing, yeah it's hard.

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But trolling... No, actually, I know
not what it is, excuse me.

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It's when someone insults you like that
free on social networks,

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well hidden behind its anonymity
stupid troll.

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Yes, yes, I call them
pain in the ass.

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Merteuil.

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I had a Camille Merteuil two years ago
years.

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Little big one that lasted two minutes
per hundred meters.

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Maybe she's the one taking revenge?
Maybe. Maybe it's just a no

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life that has nothing better to do.

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I read something about it,
journalists had managed to approach

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trolls and it's super sad.

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In fact, they are very lonely people,
borderline desperate.

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The monnier, yes, well, you have to be
honest, we have no more words for Enzo.

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This kid, he's completely... There's no
there's nothing left that fits.

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I don't even know if he understands or
that he doesn't understand anything.

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So I feel sorry for the parents,
who are quite charming people.

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Yes, yes, I had met them,
They are very good people.

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Okay, so obviously you
get by in the city without knowing

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place the neighbor on a map.

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But he, honestly, I don't even know
not if the light was turned on.

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On Wikipedia they also say that
Merteuil is a great seductress. I

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don't really know what to say, otherwise... Okay
courage in life.

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I think we can hardly be
clearer.

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We will move on to Eleonore Lepertuis.

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Ah, Eleonore.

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It's not because you're here, but
truly, you are our ray of sunshine.

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She gave me homework on
cosine functions.

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A marvel.

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Oh yes, I could have framed it.
Really, I would have liked it.

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THANKS. Honestly, it feels good
little distribution.

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Bertrand, your opinion? I m

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sorry for them.

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Bettina, your opinion? No, no.

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And Leonard, no one?

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Oh no, sorry, Eleonore. Very good,
Eleonore.

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Perfect.

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He

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must

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persevere. At first no one liked
neither do my jokes.

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And there is a Mr. Merteuil?

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What is your type of man? Jules
Ferry?

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No

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but seriously, who?

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I met him in the evening. He is not
if grown with three glasses in the

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nose.

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Don't want to dry out? It's not
true! It's at ER.

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Is that possible? Yes mistress.

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I imagine you outraged by your
screen.

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You are truly psycho.

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You are truly psycho.

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Rachel, you know the answer.

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Come on, come on, go ahead.

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Do you know what a stalker is?

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A stalker. S-T-A-L-K-E-R.

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Ah, a stalker.

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It comes from the English of stalk.

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Stalk, stalk, stalk, it means to prowl,
harass.

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But by extension, today, that
means more monitoring the life of

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someone on social media.

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Otherwise, Stalker is a film of
Tarkovsky out. Yes, it's good, d

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okay. Come on, let's move on. THANKS.

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Leonore.

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I-R-L means... You know, for
all your questions, there is a

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browser called Google.

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GOOGLE.

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THANKS.

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Lava? Yeah, yeah.

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Do you need help? No, no, thank you, that
go.

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00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:31,930
Well, you can tell me the truth, right?

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You registered on Smile Love. No.

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Oh yes, wait, I see you, you're stuck
to your phone.

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Have you met anyone?

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No, no, there's just someone with
who I discuss like this. Who is it ? He

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is cute. I can see his profile. I
haven't even met him yet yesterday,

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her.

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In real life.

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In real life. English teacher, you.

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Just now, he still wrote to me
that he wanted us to meet.

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So, I told him that.

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And then, nothing.

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So, I sent it back to him.

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And then, still nothing.

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00:24:06,930 --> 00:24:10,710
You see, I'm really into him
send back the little head that smiles with

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hearts instead of eyes, but
well... I feel like I shouldn't.

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No.

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Shouldn't it? No.

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00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:18,210
So already, you should never send two
follow-up messages.

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00:24:18,870 --> 00:24:21,090
It's heartbreaking to... Ah well, but he
not answer.

334
00:24:21,430 --> 00:24:22,950
But you wrote him something that would have
could have upset him.

335
00:24:23,850 --> 00:24:25,450
No, I don't think so, no. Well no.

336
00:24:26,330 --> 00:24:27,330
Well yeah.

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00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:33,090
Ah damn, but this evening... I had
forgotten.

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00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:36,330
But where is the remote control?

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00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:39,720
Seriously, we're going to have a night
TV? It’s the Molières, all the same!

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Jean-Baptiste Poclain, flute! It's crazy
! Come on! Thank you,

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thank you.

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At the time, they were close people.

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I won't hide the fact that I'm touched.

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I would really like to dedicate it to
Internet, this price.

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Internet which still allows
artists like me to emerge.

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And the internet which also allows you to do
his shopping drunk on his sofa

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aftermath of cooking.

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Internet which allows some to
find love.

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00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,520
And for those who haven't found it,
to go to YouPorn.

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00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:22,020
No, Emma! Tomorrow the students will leave
talk, I'll look like an idiot.

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00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:23,660
No, but if only the students
knew who Molière is.

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00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:24,900
But Léonore, she knows.

353
00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:26,860
But Léonore knows everything. I want
to kill her.

354
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,360
Yes, it's true.

355
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:01,570
What do we have, at 8 a.m. tomorrow, right? Okay,
Okay, I get it.

356
00:26:02,110 --> 00:26:04,770
What ? Did he answer you? No, not
All.

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00:26:05,410 --> 00:26:08,350
Will you tell me? Yes, we'll see.

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00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:49,440
It is

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bon.

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00:27:11,990 --> 00:27:15,050
Openwing? Yes.

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00:27:17,410 --> 00:27:23,030
Can you call me Betty? I am in
turning romantic hero, me.

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00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:27,750
Wait, otherwise it's not because I
I'm a little tipsy I'm going to say

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00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:28,569
nice stuff.

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00:27:28,570 --> 00:27:32,390
Oh yeah? I especially don't want you to
say nice things. Oh yeah? You

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00:27:32,390 --> 00:27:35,130
prefer that I winnow you like on
Internet? I beg you.

366
00:27:35,870 --> 00:27:37,650
Oh no, I can't. Finally, it is
not the same.

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00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:39,450
Come on, go ahead, go ahead. Oh no, that bothers me.

368
00:27:39,930 --> 00:27:40,930
Come on, don't be afraid.

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00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:48,980
You liked that I treated you like...
remained digital? Yeah, that's true.

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00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:52,800
In truth, I loved it. Oh yeah? No.

371
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:56,640
Did you like that I liked you? Oh
yeah, to death.

372
00:27:57,820 --> 00:27:59,360
And I retweet you. Oh yeah,
such.

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00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:04,460
You know what excited me the most? No
? It’s because you’re rotting my wall. Oh

374
00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:06,060
yeah, I loved messing up your nickname.

375
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,940
Ah damn, what I loved when you
clashais. I love to clash with you.

376
00:28:25,689 --> 00:28:26,250
Toon ?

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00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:42,150
Bonjour

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00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:44,810
to everyone.

379
00:28:47,110 --> 00:28:48,510
Sorry, I'm a little late.

380
00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:52,710
Ah! It's good to see you again.

381
00:28:54,170 --> 00:28:57,980
So... Today, the game of love
and chance.

382
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,580
However, one of the waltzers we
called Viscount familiarly, whose

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00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:10,360
very open vest seemed to mold to the
chest, came a second time again

384
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,940
invite Madame Bova, assuring her that he
would guide and that she would do well.

385
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:22,500
Oh, my treasure! You want to talk to mom
already? So your love is

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00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:24,140
arrived. We are touched.

387
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,080
Their name is Alfred, like Museum.

388
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,180
Shh, hashtag private life. Too funny,
beautiful and rich, and it's called Madame

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00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:34,800
Pérole. Too much shit, these
shows, since he was masked with

390
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:39,600
Malbeze. Oh no, they're hard, they're
hard. You know the principle, we

391
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,440
ask our guests to read some
tweets that concern them. Which one wants

392
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:47,960
start? Bettina, maybe? So,
the first of... At Antipode.

393
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,190
When... I see Bettina on the arm of
Toon.

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00:29:57,670 --> 00:30:00,210
It reminds me that I need to call my
grandmother.

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00:30:03,710 --> 00:30:09,670
We kiss you, Antipode, and we kiss
your grandmother too, who must be very

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00:30:09,670 --> 00:30:10,629
pretty, a priori.

397
00:30:10,630 --> 00:30:14,230
It's good that on social networks,
especially in altruism and

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00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:17,090
kindness, you have to take a little
retreat. Maybe a sensitivity

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00:30:17,090 --> 00:30:19,030
exacerbated because of your first
TV, Bettina.

400
00:30:19,770 --> 00:30:20,790
You barely have to stand up.

401
00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:26,710
Bertha? Is that you? No, you do
error.

402
00:30:28,230 --> 00:30:29,650
Please excuse me.

403
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,860
Go ahead, fucking listen.

404
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:09,920
Excuse me, is it a coat, a bag?
No, it's a... a Molière.

405
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:14,820
Ah! It's part of the actresses.

406
00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:19,000
I still like it. Hello, Toon!
How are you ? Great.

407
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,840
Let me introduce you to Augustin Travenard.
Good evening.

408
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:22,140
Congratulations.

409
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,100
THANKS. I have to go.

410
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,220
It is he who has a better single in
scene.

411
00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:28,740
Yeah, I know.

412
00:32:06,110 --> 00:32:09,570
We do digital extension
today, ma'am? No.

413
00:32:10,090 --> 00:32:11,190
Today we are going to do French.

414
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:30,680
I'm so happy for him.

415
00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:32,440
Me too, even I don't realize
anyway.

416
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:35,840
Well no, so your father was there
totally strawberry. I even forgot

417
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:36,840
to film.

418
00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:38,340
A moron.

419
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,260
Ah well that’s okay, stupidity returns.

420
00:32:41,780 --> 00:32:44,720
Did you take for the whole table? Because
that he used.

421
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,340
The other good news is that we will
finally being able to stop these videos

422
00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:52,720
idiot. Are we going to stop? But no, we're not going
stop, not at all, don't worry.

423
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,500
Why do you say that Charles? Are you stupid or
what?

424
00:32:55,660 --> 00:32:57,960
Do you realize how many people
follow us, who love us now

425
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,800
? They wouldn't understand why we
would stop this.

426
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,360
But tell him, you. No, but... It's okay,
I understood.

427
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:05,720
Okay, let's have a toast.

428
00:33:06,660 --> 00:33:08,020
To Lulu, to Sanero.

429
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,480
To stupid videos.

430
00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:12,600
To health. And you're being angry.
Your little brother is cured, you do it

431
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,220
mouth. Come on, Charles, please.

432
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,860
Me, I, me, I, me, I.

433
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:21,760
We had ups and downs, like
said Victor Hugo.

434
00:33:22,140 --> 00:33:24,300
But you are cured.

435
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:29,460
Ah, my little bunny! Did you hear this
what does the doctor say? You're cured! It's

436
00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:30,460
the happiest day of my life.

437
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:36,080
Okay, that's good man. Well, you're miraculous.
It's magnificent. Come on, go enjoy

438
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,080
life. Mr. Pérez.

439
00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,580
Where are we going to celebrate? At
Drink Red.

440
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,220
I'm so happy for you.

441
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:50,820
My little wolf, he is cured. Oh, but
champ! 19,646,000 leaks.

442
00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:57,360
But the dust... It's more
untouchable, you realize? We

443
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,260
could be in the Guinness Book of
vlogs.

444
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,240
Yeah, number one.

445
00:34:02,980 --> 00:34:05,320
There is only little Mercier who
passing of offers.

446
00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:08,179
Ah no, but that doesn't count, the little one
Mercier.

447
00:34:09,139 --> 00:34:11,600
Bubble children are out
competition. It's true.

448
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,739
We don't box in the same category.

449
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:18,840
Yes yes.

450
00:34:19,549 --> 00:34:21,150
I'm not stupid, I understand.

451
00:34:21,409 --> 00:34:24,310
If you tell me you agreed
to give this console to Lucas when

452
00:34:24,310 --> 00:34:27,050
he was sick and now you
you no longer agree to give it to him

453
00:34:27,050 --> 00:34:30,310
because he is in good health, it is
discrimination against a good child

454
00:34:30,310 --> 00:34:31,310
bearing.

455
00:34:31,429 --> 00:34:34,510
But very good, but listen,
ethically, it is deplorable. Here it is

456
00:34:34,510 --> 00:34:36,790
That's all I have to say.
Now keep it, your console

457
00:34:36,790 --> 00:34:39,449
shit. We don't want it anyway.
That's it, very good.

458
00:34:39,690 --> 00:34:40,690
Good day. Bye.

459
00:34:41,630 --> 00:34:43,949
They are the people who liked me
when I was sick.

460
00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:45,639
Oh, my little cat.

461
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,880
That's not it.

462
00:34:46,980 --> 00:34:48,260
You know, people, it's not important.

463
00:34:48,739 --> 00:34:51,360
What matters is that you are
good health. That's important.

464
00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:53,719
That you go to school, that you have
friends.

465
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:59,900
The rest... Come on, my little Snowy! I
I haven't trained much.

466
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:02,560
Come on, my little Snowy.

467
00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:07,140
Not bad ! It looks like he's
Parkinson's.

468
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:13,240
So, my little Lelui, he's a big
day, today? Because I'm going to

469
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,038
school.

470
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,480
Oh, looks like you got a new one
schoolbag.

471
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:19,420
Wait, just a little sign for our
friends. Yeah, here we go.

472
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,600
Wow.

473
00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:22,700
So,

474
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,120
how much did you get? Say it.

475
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,220
Well, it's written there.

476
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,660
Yes, but you can be proud of that
doesn't happen that often.

477
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,359
Say it.

478
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,040
Well, people, they are not blind,
so logically, they will see, in

479
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,680
done. And what do you do if there is
people who are truly blind who

480
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,220
watch the video? Oh well no!

481
00:35:41,709 --> 00:35:44,590
Finally, well done, there you go, we are really
happy and we wanted to share it with.

482
00:35:45,170 --> 00:35:51,810
I don't understand, they are touching
our children anyway, right?

483
00:35:51,810 --> 00:35:54,930
All this bullshit that people
look on the internet, I don't understand

484
00:35:54,930 --> 00:35:55,930
not.

485
00:35:56,390 --> 00:35:57,910
But in fact, they look at them
bullshit.

486
00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:02,950
Our Mimi who is angry all the time
time and Charles who spends his time

487
00:36:02,950 --> 00:36:04,850
in his room watching I don't know
not what else.

488
00:36:05,370 --> 00:36:06,370
Watch porn.

489
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:16,700
Say, why don't we make one
sextape? It's not okay there. For 20 years,

490
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,360
finally... Who do you want to watch this?
It's disgusting.

491
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,300
I don't know, I would look.

492
00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:24,860
That would be a sight.

493
00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:31,080
Or we could divorce.

494
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:34,700
We separate. We separate violently.

495
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,520
We're fighting over childcare.

496
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,220
Pérez versus Pérez.

497
00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:41,300
We sleep from right to left for
a few months and we make up.

498
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:49,200
Oh yeah? Who will you sleep with?
I don't know, it's a way of speaking.

499
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,880
Yeah, that's it, yeah.

500
00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:54,660
You're annoying to be allergic to cats,
damn.

501
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:56,240
We would have a cat.

502
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,800
We would have millions of views there.

503
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:03,240
The cat who opens the drawers, the cat
who laughs. We put the cats at the table,

504
00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:04,700
with cutlery.

505
00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:17,880
Emma. Oh, Florian.

506
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,600
Hi.

507
00:38:20,620 --> 00:38:22,740
How are you ? How are you.

508
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,880
Two caipirinhas, please.

509
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,560
No, wait, I'll take a good one.

510
00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:28,860
A slope, please.

511
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,080
Me too, I'm going to take a slope,
but a big one.

512
00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:33,700
A big one.

513
00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:35,540
Two big slopes.

514
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:40,920
Sorry for the caipi, it's just
that with Brazil, I said to myself

515
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:47,560
- be that... You

516
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,760
don't want to talk a little?

517
00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:54,180
You tell me what to drink, you tell me when
talk, you will tell me when you

518
00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:55,180
want me to undress.

519
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,680
No, it's just that I actually
heard that the... that the girls,

520
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:02,680
They liked them, the guys a little
authoritarian, so I went all out. T

521
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,840
where did you hear that? On France Culture.

522
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,078
Okay.

523
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,020
You don't do that very often, right?
Disapproval of dating, smile off, everything

524
00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:14,460
Is this your first time? Oh no,
you... I did some, that's at least...

525
00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:17,760
I made a good ten of them,
less. Oh shit! But suddenly, we can

526
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:18,900
not put it down to
inexperience.

527
00:39:24,590 --> 00:39:25,630
I'll go with you tonight.

528
00:39:27,570 --> 00:39:30,070
Oh yeah? Go ahead, I'm listening, tell me.

529
00:39:30,690 --> 00:39:33,010
Well, we were together...

530
00:39:33,010 --> 00:39:39,550
No, wait, wait, wait, go
not, please.

531
00:39:40,490 --> 00:39:41,630
I don't want to have a bad
note.

532
00:39:41,930 --> 00:39:44,670
At the same time, you have 2.6, that won't do
really lower your average.

533
00:39:46,190 --> 00:39:49,950
It's just that I don't really understand
how do guys manage to

534
00:39:49,950 --> 00:39:50,950
have 5s.

535
00:39:52,270 --> 00:39:54,030
I don't know, I don't give a 5,
I don't like the 5.

536
00:39:54,549 --> 00:39:55,549
I'm not interested.

537
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,150
Ah good ? A 5 is a ken.

538
00:39:57,590 --> 00:39:59,590
Frankly, it's a toy for
little girls. It's a hoax.

539
00:40:00,070 --> 00:40:01,530
Everything is false. His smile is frozen.

540
00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:04,230
You take off his clothes, there's nothing in them
below. There's no dick.

541
00:40:04,990 --> 00:40:05,990
There's no dick, really.

542
00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:09,350
I prefer guys who I don't like
everyone.

543
00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:11,410
And 2.6.

544
00:40:15,970 --> 00:40:17,470
Look, I have to be honest with
you.

545
00:40:17,970 --> 00:40:18,970
I'm in love.

546
00:40:20,990 --> 00:40:22,370
Wow. But not from you.

547
00:40:23,910 --> 00:40:24,910
No, no, not you.

548
00:40:25,130 --> 00:40:26,130
Look at. It's cool.

549
00:40:27,470 --> 00:40:29,430
Joan. I'm completely crazy
of her.

550
00:40:29,790 --> 00:40:32,590
She is beautiful. She is very beautiful,
Joan. I can have a sweet drink, s

551
00:40:32,590 --> 00:40:34,490
Do you like it? She makes me crazy.

552
00:40:35,150 --> 00:40:38,930
And so, what are you doing here if
are you in love? In fact, the problem is

553
00:40:38,930 --> 00:40:43,550
is that it will be necessary at least 4.7 to
be able to match her. So I'm a little

554
00:40:43,550 --> 00:40:45,130
on the cracks.

555
00:40:45,970 --> 00:40:47,390
Oh yes, okay. That's why you
want good grades.

556
00:40:47,610 --> 00:40:48,710
It's to raise your average.

557
00:40:48,970 --> 00:40:49,970
Exactly. All right.

558
00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:51,920
You want me to give you good ones
notes so you can go and hit yourself

559
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,120
Barbie? That would be awesome.

560
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,500
You actually took me for an idiot.

561
00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:56,580
No way. Yes.

562
00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:59,140
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
On the other hand, no, really.

563
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,200
The glass of water. I really don't know
no longer what you do. No way. I

564
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,300
thank you. I understand why...
Sorry.

565
00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:06,340
Excuse me, I won't interrupt you anymore.

566
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:07,980
I'm sorry, I'm impulsive.

567
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,340
I'm jealous too.

568
00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:12,080
Anyway, I'm going to give you back a big
service, Florian. I'm going to put you

569
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,080
zero.

570
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,060
This, please, I tell you that I am
lovers. Excuse me, but a girl who

571
00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:17,060
only wants 5s, it's pathetic.

572
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:19,420
I'm sorry, but a 3.4 which is
scoffs...

573
00:41:20,169 --> 00:41:22,770
I have 4.8. Oh yeah? Actually, I have 2.8.

574
00:41:23,410 --> 00:41:24,410
Fuck you.

575
00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:27,870
It's stupid, but I really liked you.

576
00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:46,330
It's not going well, you say?

577
00:41:49,850 --> 00:41:50,850
Zero.

578
00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:55,330
Florian, you didn't give him my
man's technique or you command

579
00:41:55,330 --> 00:41:57,450
for her? I tried everything,
Christophe, everything.

580
00:41:58,010 --> 00:42:01,610
Okay, that doesn't work. And the dream,
it's my martingale, the dream.

581
00:42:02,990 --> 00:42:03,990
I dreamed of you.

582
00:42:04,450 --> 00:42:08,530
A bit of the iris, but how do you think
that I caught Elodie? You tell me, we

583
00:42:08,530 --> 00:42:09,530
had taken the year.

584
00:42:10,430 --> 00:42:14,270
Yoann? Harmless raises 15 million.

585
00:42:15,630 --> 00:42:17,150
Harmless is the flagship of the French
Tech.

586
00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:20,120
which, harmless, develops cigarettes
connected on three continents, and you,

587
00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:24,460
do you smoke? Finally, you don't play
collective, guys, there? Eh ? You

588
00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:28,480
imagine Mark Zuckerberg using
not Facebook? Can you imagine Steve Jobs?

589
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,100
Who wouldn't use Apple? You
imagine Michel Augustin who... It's

590
00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:32,100
good. Yoad.

591
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:33,820
Move.

592
00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:38,040
You're going to die from this shit.

593
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,140
You're going to die. Like idiots.

594
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,360
It's because she's stupid.

595
00:42:46,670 --> 00:42:48,210
I'm going to fuck one of his vales.

596
00:42:48,770 --> 00:42:50,350
He'll see if I play it collectively.

597
00:42:52,730 --> 00:42:55,390
Who is it this evening? No, it's okay,
I stop.

598
00:42:55,890 --> 00:42:56,890
I pick up.

599
00:42:56,910 --> 00:42:59,250
Oh yeah, you'll be able to talk to Jeanne
in real life.

600
00:43:00,350 --> 00:43:01,790
Yeah, well yeah, of course.

601
00:43:03,210 --> 00:43:04,770
Hey, hello Jeanne. Hello everyone
world.

602
00:43:07,450 --> 00:43:08,450
Hello.

603
00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:36,130
How do you look?

604
00:43:44,129 --> 00:43:48,830
Wow! How are you ? For me, it's commitment,
commitment, commitment.

605
00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:53,370
Go to the countryside, start a family
with children, cows, chiefs,

606
00:43:53,550 --> 00:43:56,390
make my own cheese and that's it. And
What are you looking for on the app?

607
00:43:56,390 --> 00:43:58,550
? Me, I just wanted to fuck.

608
00:43:59,030 --> 00:44:00,710
What ? I just wanted to fuck, you see.

609
00:44:01,670 --> 00:44:02,830
You bit my ear.

610
00:44:03,030 --> 00:44:05,010
But when? Hi, hello, hello.

611
00:44:05,550 --> 00:44:09,050
I completely forgot. He is already
10:30 p.m. I have an appointment. It is necessary

612
00:44:09,050 --> 00:44:10,009
really that you stay there.

613
00:44:10,010 --> 00:44:11,010
You don't understand.

614
00:44:33,279 --> 00:44:35,820
Do you have a bottle of water? No
sorry sir, I forgot them

615
00:44:35,820 --> 00:44:36,820
water bottles.

616
00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:38,540
That’s not possible!

617
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,320
I mean, there's no more service,
in fact. You no longer open the door to us

618
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,200
door, there are no more bottles
of water. I will be obliged to you

619
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,038
give a bad rating.

620
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,200
No, I apologize. I have
had a somewhat complicated day, it

621
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,040
's just that. I too had a
complicated day. I buried my mother

622
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,040
this morning, sir.

623
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,680
Oh.

624
00:44:53,140 --> 00:44:55,240
Finally, if you want, on the other hand, there
has candy in the door.

625
00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:57,860
So.

626
00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:03,140
And it's bullshit, what I'm telling you
I said earlier on the note. I

627
00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:04,920
You would give that a star, I think.

628
00:45:15,530 --> 00:45:16,530
Ok, I'll have to.

629
00:45:17,490 --> 00:45:18,490
Ciao, ciao.

630
00:45:21,950 --> 00:45:22,950
I fell.

631
00:45:28,170 --> 00:45:29,170
Oh yeah.

632
00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:34,190
THANKS. You can go there, it was expensive
guys.

633
00:45:35,850 --> 00:45:39,190
Your grade? I have... 2,3.

634
00:45:39,590 --> 00:45:44,390
Oh yeah? But you scare them, you
say what exactly? I don't know, I

635
00:45:44,390 --> 00:45:49,270
talk about... Ok, ok, who cares. And
how is it going? You coach me

636
00:45:49,270 --> 00:45:52,670
Before each date, do we see each other? Oh
no, I'm not going to teach you anything about

637
00:45:52,670 --> 00:45:55,450
everything. I have unstoppable technique, but
to get a good grade.

638
00:45:55,770 --> 00:45:58,690
But girls, I'm like you, I have
a dirty face, I don't understand anything.

639
00:45:58,950 --> 00:46:00,710
Well, except for her. Wait, I'm going
introduce yourself.

640
00:46:00,970 --> 00:46:03,810
Hey girls, say hello to the little one
Flo there.

641
00:46:04,050 --> 00:46:06,330
Flo, let me introduce you, you're great
conquest.

642
00:46:06,610 --> 00:46:08,890
Sylvie, with whom you spent a night
madness.

643
00:46:09,110 --> 00:46:15,050
Little Sophie, Zazou, there you have Léa,
there you go, and you have... Me too. I loved it

644
00:46:15,050 --> 00:46:18,870
your style, your patter, all that. We are going
all give you a nice 5.

645
00:46:19,090 --> 00:46:22,550
But is all this legal? Legal, not
legal. We don't give a damn.

646
00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:27,190
You want to, you don’t want to? We talk about
the love of your life, there. Wake up one

647
00:46:27,190 --> 00:46:28,190
little.

648
00:46:28,450 --> 00:46:29,249
Come on, 22.

649
00:46:29,250 --> 00:46:33,190
Do you have bitcoin? No, no, no. I have
no bitcoin. How do we do it? You

650
00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:34,790
will pass the cash to Christophe, ok?

651
00:47:13,279 --> 00:47:20,200
Hello! Yeah, it's me. It's you

652
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,240
? It's funny, I didn't know you
not.

653
00:47:22,580 --> 00:47:25,300
Oh yeah? I recognized you.

654
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:29,900
Do you work here? Yeah, that's two
years there.

655
00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:32,980
Ah, excuse me, but I... No, no
worry.

656
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:38,260
Do you want to have lunch? Yeah, serious. I have
super hungry, but it's not time. We have

657
00:47:38,260 --> 00:47:39,138
than to eat at noon.

658
00:47:39,140 --> 00:47:41,900
Shall we meet at noon? Noon, yeah.
Maybe, yeah.

659
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:48,640
that it works ok cool it's Florian
hi Florian ciao ciao see you later

660
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,800
ciao ciao yes

661
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:58,100
damn

662
00:47:58,100 --> 00:48:08,500
c

663
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:09,540
this thing is unbreathable

664
00:48:13,839 --> 00:48:14,839
I'll explain.

665
00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:25,180
But no ! Stop, you're lost.

666
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:33,700
How are you ? That

667
00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:38,200
go ? Yes and you ? Here we go ? Maybe to
the limit, go ahead. Like that, I

668
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:39,200
can stay a little with Christophe.

669
00:48:39,540 --> 00:48:40,540
Do you smoke anymore?

670
00:48:40,970 --> 00:48:45,350
He can stay 5 minutes with his friend
anyway, right? We take one last

671
00:48:45,350 --> 00:48:49,610
selfie? Again ? Come on, one more
petit.

672
00:48:52,730 --> 00:48:53,730
She is beautiful.

673
00:48:54,330 --> 00:48:57,690
Why do you never like our photos,
Christopher? Because I'm pissing you off,

674
00:48:57,710 --> 00:49:02,270
Jeanne, in fact. See? I drink, I
I smoke, I lower, I eat gluten.

675
00:49:02,630 --> 00:49:06,250
Okay? You're stupid, stop.

676
00:49:06,970 --> 00:49:10,110
At the same time, it may not be
obliged to like all our photos.

677
00:49:13,029 --> 00:49:14,029
Yes. Forget it.

678
00:49:14,170 --> 00:49:16,050
No but dear, I don't take you as
that.

679
00:49:16,890 --> 00:49:17,890
Doe.

680
00:49:18,470 --> 00:49:19,470
Doe.

681
00:49:19,870 --> 00:49:22,850
Hey dear, yesterday I put glass in the
plastic trash can.

682
00:49:23,830 --> 00:49:24,830
Come, come, come.

683
00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:26,310
Make me a cigarette.

684
00:49:26,870 --> 00:49:27,870
I can't take it anymore.

685
00:49:29,050 --> 00:49:32,450
I swear, it's not funny, it's not
funny. No, it's not funny. Doe. Everything

686
00:49:32,450 --> 00:49:33,450
is perfect, okay? Doe.

687
00:49:39,110 --> 00:49:40,110
The perfect life.

688
00:49:40,940 --> 00:49:41,940
That's not life.

689
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:43,760
I'm not a Ken.

690
00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:45,600
A what? A Ken.

691
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,000
A Ken, yeah.

692
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:49,500
But yeah, we smoke.

693
00:49:51,140 --> 00:49:52,600
Culé. Look, Emma.

694
00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:56,420
She had seen everything, she had everything
understood. She was cute, she was

695
00:49:56,420 --> 00:49:57,540
funny, she had character.

696
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,920
I liked it too.

697
00:49:59,220 --> 00:50:00,520
It's a classic, you know.

698
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:05,000
You get lost with a sublime bitch then
that you have happiness before your eyes.

699
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,040
Have you tried to contact her again? I am
too well rated.

700
00:50:13,870 --> 00:50:17,550
Sorry, but Noémie, 24, is not
you. Ah yes, no, but it’s because it

701
00:50:17,550 --> 00:50:18,890
This is an old photo.

702
00:50:19,370 --> 00:50:22,910
It's been a year, I think. You damn
crazy, then. What ? The albatross,

703
00:50:22,970 --> 00:50:26,710
despite his numerous trips, he
always comes back to the same partner for

704
00:50:26,710 --> 00:50:27,529
reproduction.

705
00:50:27,530 --> 00:50:31,010
With the distance and everything? Despite the
distance. It proves that a family,

706
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:33,590
it's a dad and a mom. Excuse me,
I'm sorry, I absolutely have to

707
00:50:33,590 --> 00:50:34,590
I'll take that one.

708
00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:38,950
Hello ? Yes, it's okay, it's 7:30 p.m. there,
it's good.

709
00:50:40,399 --> 00:50:44,060
Everything is fine. Who was it? It's my
women. We got married 15 days ago.

710
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,400
She's knocked up. She already does
shit, what.

711
00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:47,800
I buried my mother, actually, this morning.

712
00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:51,340
You're laughing. I present it to you because
I brought it with me, anyway.

713
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,180
You're kidding me there. It's not
possible.

714
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,420
Mom, Constance, Constance, mom.

715
00:50:55,940 --> 00:50:58,080
Afterwards, it was still 25 years
that she was breaking our balls, the one

716
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,740
- there. Could I have,
sir, please, a sex on the

717
00:51:00,740 --> 00:51:04,560
bitch? My tabernacle has plenty of good ones
ideas. Me too, I'm going to take

718
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,940
a little sex on the bitch with
things to snack on, eh. Are you in

719
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:08,940
Are you making fun of my accent?

720
00:51:09,050 --> 00:51:12,030
But you know that I dreamed of you this
night? Did you dream of me last night? I

721
00:51:12,030 --> 00:51:14,970
wanted to take you to eat the best
burger of the world. Because you have them

722
00:51:14,970 --> 00:51:16,390
all tasted? No.

723
00:51:16,590 --> 00:51:17,670
On the other hand, not just anything.

724
00:51:18,270 --> 00:51:19,270
This one is stupid, really.

725
00:51:20,170 --> 00:51:24,650
I took a grinder, I cut you
one shoulder, the other shoulder, a yep, the

726
00:51:24,650 --> 00:51:28,230
head, you see. I spread you apart, I
even ate a little for a while.

727
00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:30,250
Pardon.

728
00:51:30,530 --> 00:51:31,830
Afterwards, we made love with your head.

729
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:34,170
Your hand is soft, it makes me feel good
to touch you.

730
00:51:36,740 --> 00:51:37,880
You're Asian, right? Yes.

731
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,020
Can you see it? I'm going to kiss you. No,
no.

732
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:47,980
What are you doing there? Damn, but for
me...

733
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:49,980
You shouldn't drink black wine, that's okay.

734
00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:57,320
Champagne? Champagne? Me, I am
quite open. I like the

735
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,280
Older girls, no worries. I have
really 24 years old.

736
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,500
Stop, it's okay. You are 35 years old. Yes,
yes, I am 43 years old.

737
00:52:09,339 --> 00:52:12,060
Well, they are not named
formerly. We smoke cigarettes.

738
00:52:12,380 --> 00:52:13,359
Hello guys.

739
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,420
Hi. Here, I present to you our
new boss. It happens to us all

740
00:52:16,420 --> 00:52:17,420
Montreal law.

741
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,480
Good morning. Hello Christophe, delighted.

742
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,260
Enchanted. Hello Florian. Hello
Florian.

743
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,140
Otherwise we're lucky to meet again
here, it's incredible.

744
00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:28,480
It just goes to show that Paris is very small. No,
I think you are wrong because

745
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:29,900
We never saw each other.

746
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,200
Nadine.

747
00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:32,158
Uh no.

748
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,240
Plus I still have a good
memory.

749
00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:38,020
And a face like this, I would have it
not forgotten.

750
00:52:38,490 --> 00:52:40,630
And welcome, as they say back home.
Welcome.

751
00:52:41,150 --> 00:52:42,330
Shall we continue? Yes.

752
00:52:51,130 --> 00:52:58,030
200 meters, turn left.

753
00:53:08,270 --> 00:53:11,110
Are you okay, Jojo? And you ? It's okay, it's okay.

754
00:53:11,370 --> 00:53:12,370
You're late.

755
00:53:14,470 --> 00:53:19,930
There's you, right? J

756
00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:35,510
'love

757
00:53:35,510 --> 00:53:37,270
the great. Trolling is awesome.

758
00:53:37,630 --> 00:53:40,450
It’s true that it’s very contemporary.
We are not completely at home

759
00:53:40,450 --> 00:53:42,510
Houellebecq, but... So much is downright
better than Houellebecq.

760
00:53:43,050 --> 00:53:44,090
THANKS. I put my fingers down.

761
00:53:46,710 --> 00:53:47,930
But it's so nice.

762
00:53:48,370 --> 00:53:49,370
It's a pair.

763
00:53:49,570 --> 00:53:50,750
It's such a pair.

764
00:53:51,950 --> 00:53:53,090
Are you ready? Go ahead.

765
00:53:53,470 --> 00:53:54,470
We're going to get married.

766
00:53:55,150 --> 00:53:56,009
But no.

767
00:53:56,010 --> 00:53:57,990
It's insane.

768
00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:04,590
But I don't know, it's quick when
same. It's crazy stuff.

769
00:54:05,550 --> 00:54:06,550
Do we know each other?

770
00:54:08,899 --> 00:54:11,200
Florian, smile off, the glass in full
usage. Ok Emma.

771
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:16,060
Well I've changed now, I have a
cock and not just any cock.

772
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:18,640
Ah ok, listen, well done.

773
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:19,980
It's super embarrassing.

774
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:23,420
You were right Emma, from the start,
since the beginning I have been in 2.6.

775
00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:24,900
You like 2.6.

776
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,440
Wait, excuse me, I'm not finished.

777
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,300
I'm really, really sorry for not
having realized it before, I was

778
00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,960
so stupid. But now you see,
I'm here. So be impulsive Emma,

779
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:34,840
be a 2.8. Come on, you give up
your 5 and we're going.

780
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,220
We're going, you and I, to Italy,
Sardinia. And we leave together, okay

781
00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:40,200
? Is this a joke? It's a joke.
No, well, I don't know.

782
00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:41,860
Wait, wait, Emma.

783
00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:44,140
Wait, I'll come back here.

784
00:54:46,060 --> 00:54:47,780
You were right, Emma, we are full for
time. In Italy, what?

785
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,300
I would love to go to Italy. He
There’s some panache, eh.

786
00:55:13,390 --> 00:55:14,550
In 50 meters.

787
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,880
You are happy to have arrived at the
Pereuses? Oh yes, very happy! And

788
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:55,520
why? Because Stéphanie and Mimi
are excellent cooks! And it

789
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,100
are we going to see everything
Next, thanks to you girls!

790
00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,480
Hello everyone.

791
00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:03,700
Today is cooking night
with Emilie. Once a week, with

792
00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:07,120
Émilie, we'll meet in the
cook and make a recipe. Of

793
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,920
sometimes it's improvisation, sometimes it's
a real recipe. Tonight it's a

794
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:13,060
real recipe. It's the octopus
perese, which is a variant of octopus

795
00:56:13,060 --> 00:56:14,038
the Milanese.

796
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:17,400
And we love octopus here because
it is a light protein and it is

797
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:21,420
full of omega 3. So, it's super good
for all things skin, hair,

798
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:24,680
nails. And we love it. It's very, very
good to taste. It's very fresh. So,

799
00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:27,640
Émilie, would you pass this on to us?
octopus, please?

800
00:56:28,819 --> 00:56:33,140
There are people who are disgusted by
the look and feel of octopus.

801
00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:36,760
For me, in fact, it reminds me of a
few bad memories because I have

802
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,760
had a cesarean section.

803
00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:42,780
But the main thing is to get it right
manipulate so as not to hurt him

804
00:56:42,780 --> 00:56:46,460
tentacle. And then... No, but cut,
cut, cut.

805
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:52,240
For what ? What is it? But
why do you always do things

806
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:54,100
jokes before starting the videos,
there?

807
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,080
Because I find it funny, I find
it's nice to have a little

808
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,900
joke, it adds a little touch of madness.
Yes but not systematically, it is

809
00:56:59,900 --> 00:57:02,780
systematic now, since
Lucas is cured, every time you do

810
00:57:02,780 --> 00:57:06,000
a joke before starting the video.
Well yes, it makes me laugh, I think

811
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,680
that it makes a broadcast of
kitchen which is a little boring.

812
00:57:08,820 --> 00:57:11,580
Mimi, it was corny, daddy had the
corny with his joke, it didn't work for you

813
00:57:11,580 --> 00:57:12,640
laugh? Well I don't care.

814
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:16,740
No but that's okay, we don't ask you if you
prefer mom or dad, you can have one

815
00:57:16,740 --> 00:57:18,940
critical sense all the same, it made you
laugh or not? But talk about your

816
00:57:18,940 --> 00:57:21,620
childbirth, I don't necessarily find that
well neither. Well excuse me, there is

817
00:57:21,620 --> 00:57:22,880
women watching videos
too.

818
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,820
Yes, but maybe not... Well, let's
not... You told me once, we're not going

819
00:57:26,820 --> 00:57:28,240
take the melon. There, we are not going to
take the melon.

820
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,560
We're going to do a cooking show
serious. That's not the melon there. From

821
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:32,560
what are you talking about? Come on, then.

822
00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:39,260
Honey, this morning, what are you telling us
Did you bring back anything from the market? An octopus.

823
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:58,860
Hello everyone, and thank you for following us,
as you know, or maybe not

824
00:57:58,860 --> 00:58:01,600
all, because it's true that since
that we have the vlog, we tend to

825
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:05,480
talk about Lucas, who was sick, but
we also have two teenagers at home. And

826
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:09,080
so adolescence, obviously, is
always a little bit... And for

827
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:12,440
example, today we wanted
to discuss with Émilie the theme of

828
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:16,340
eating disorders. Oh, I'm going
what to talk about here? I would like us

829
00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:18,440
talk about your bulimia problems,
Emilie.

830
00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:20,700
But I don't have a problem.

831
00:58:21,180 --> 00:58:26,060
Going into the kitchen at 3 a.m. to
to mix the spread, it’s a

832
00:58:26,060 --> 00:58:28,440
problem. It's dysfunctional if we
look.

833
00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:32,120
But my darling, I am absolutely
sorry to tell you that.

834
00:58:34,460 --> 00:58:36,960
What ? I said I can't take any more of you
bullshit, from this shitty family.

835
00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:38,360
This shitty company.

836
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:39,920
I'm going to leave.

837
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:41,720
I'm going to leave.

838
00:58:42,660 --> 00:58:44,540
What ? What do you expect, with
your shitty videos?

839
00:58:45,070 --> 00:58:47,410
You don't understand that it's interesting
person, your good feelings, your

840
00:58:47,410 --> 00:58:50,830
likes, your likes, your stupid videos,
there? Will you let me talk now?

841
00:58:50,830 --> 00:58:53,290
You are lost, lost since
long time.

842
00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:56,190
It's the end of your world, it's the end
of your world, it's the end of the race

843
00:58:56,190 --> 00:58:57,190
white.

844
00:58:57,730 --> 00:58:58,890
Well thank you for the atmosphere.

845
00:59:24,970 --> 00:59:27,430
It's still weird, isn't it? Yeah,
no, it's not weird.

846
00:59:27,950 --> 00:59:30,750
Hashtag what happens in Amsterdam stays
in Amsterdam. Don't think it's weird,

847
00:59:30,830 --> 00:59:31,830
you.

848
00:59:32,290 --> 00:59:35,410
Okay. What, okay? It's the funeral of a
his old friend's boy. It's his

849
00:59:35,410 --> 00:59:36,870
witness. Well, that's it, witness.

850
00:59:37,710 --> 00:59:39,730
Oh. What ? There.

851
00:59:40,170 --> 00:59:41,170
Yeah.

852
00:59:41,270 --> 00:59:42,570
He kisses a little on the mouth there.

853
00:59:43,530 --> 00:59:45,430
Oh no, no, no, that's not it. There is
a guy coming.

854
00:59:45,690 --> 00:59:47,270
You see, guys, come on, let's have a
selfie.

855
00:59:47,570 --> 00:59:50,070
So, what does Inès do?
What's going on? And so he

856
00:59:50,070 --> 00:59:52,690
se... He kisses her on the mouth. And...
Damn.

857
00:59:54,270 --> 00:59:56,830
From the mouth, it's already there
mouth. Yes, but hey.

858
00:59:59,470 --> 01:00:01,670
And there she was, posting again. Damn,
she is everywhere.

859
01:00:01,950 --> 01:00:05,610
What does that mean, everywhere? On
Instagram, on Twitter, on Facebook.

860
01:00:05,990 --> 01:00:08,530
For six months, whatever she posts, my
girlfriend gets insulted.

861
01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:13,110
By the little mermaid? By the little one
mermaid taken from Bas 51.

862
01:00:14,050 --> 01:00:16,230
Why is she doing this? We don't know
why, he's a troll.

863
01:00:18,050 --> 01:00:19,830
A troll? Ah yes, a troll.

864
01:00:20,210 --> 01:00:21,430
You don't know what a troll is?

865
01:00:22,220 --> 01:00:25,020
Sir, I am very good because
he's a troll. Finally, I see, roughly,

866
01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:27,700
what. I sent him a private message
to ask for an explanation. You

867
01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:32,000
know what she told me? How many
calories are there in a colombo

868
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:38,100
chicken? Are you not listening to me? Of all
way, you can't understand.

869
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:43,400
And why? You don't even know what
he's a troll. You're not connected enough.

870
01:00:44,340 --> 01:00:45,500
I'm not connected enough.

871
01:00:47,340 --> 01:00:48,340
Yeah.

872
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:50,920
You see, I buy everything on this site.

873
01:00:52,029 --> 01:00:53,090
They have everything.

874
01:00:53,590 --> 01:00:56,610
And every time they recommend me
a new thing, I like it.

875
01:00:58,610 --> 01:00:59,610
Thanks to the algorithm.

876
01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:01,950
As in addition after I evaluate all the
products, it works really well.

877
01:01:02,330 --> 01:01:05,090
Not counting all the data collected
by my watch, on my activity

878
01:01:05,090 --> 01:01:06,090
physical.

879
01:01:07,230 --> 01:01:08,230
It's circulating.

880
01:01:10,350 --> 01:01:11,350
Okay, here.

881
01:01:13,250 --> 01:01:17,810
Do you fish? What if I fish? Is this
that you fish fishing? Oh yes, no,

882
01:01:17,850 --> 01:01:19,870
no, I grew up in the city, so...
Ah, same.

883
01:01:20,620 --> 01:01:21,800
I was like you, I didn't fish.

884
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:26,860
Until the day the algorithm
recommends a fishing rod.

885
01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:31,940
I thought there was a mistake, that
it was going to disappear.

886
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:33,240
And she stayed there.

887
01:01:33,620 --> 01:01:34,620
It didn't move.

888
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:39,220
And on my birthday, he gave it to me
offered for private sale, promotional type.

889
01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:44,600
So I say to myself, I'm taking the plunge, I'm
command. My wife thought there was

890
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:45,600
an error.

891
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:48,320
I unpack it.

892
01:01:50,090 --> 01:01:51,090
I like the object, you.

893
01:01:51,630 --> 01:01:53,350
I'll look at tutorials on the Internet.

894
01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:58,950
I'm training.

895
01:02:00,270 --> 01:02:01,310
And I'm going fishing.

896
01:02:02,790 --> 01:02:05,390
And did you like it? At the beginning, I was not
sure.

897
01:02:06,330 --> 01:02:07,390
But it was my fault.

898
01:02:07,970 --> 01:02:09,650
I was skeptical.

899
01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:12,070
I was half-living the adventure, that
couldn't walk.

900
01:02:12,390 --> 01:02:14,650
But the guys insist. And they
continue to make me

901
01:02:14,650 --> 01:02:17,430
recommendations. So I buy,
I buy, I buy everything.

902
01:02:18,310 --> 01:02:20,400
And then I don't know why, I could
I won't be able to do without it anymore.

903
01:02:21,060 --> 01:02:24,160
And then one time, my mother kept the
children at home and she comes across

904
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:25,160
my fishing gear.

905
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:29,380
And there, she said to me, “Oh look, you’re
back to fishing, you.

906
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:31,300
Back to fishing.

907
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:35,900
» And there, she reminds me that when
I was just a kid, before my father

908
01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:40,880
don't die, he always took me to
fishing with him and I loved it.

909
01:02:41,580 --> 01:02:44,860
Do you realize? And the algorithm
saw him.

910
01:02:46,340 --> 01:02:47,500
He perceived it.

911
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,440
They know better than me what I like.

912
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:57,760
Isn't that crazy? And you fished
what? Did you get anything? It's not

913
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:58,760
the problem, we don't care about that.

914
01:02:59,660 --> 01:03:01,200
I'm telling you that it has
changed my life.

915
01:03:01,540 --> 01:03:02,540
Oh yes, sorry, excuse me.

916
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:03,680
Oui,

917
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:04,880
Of course.

918
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,160
Look at.

919
01:03:08,740 --> 01:03:09,740
That,

920
01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:11,300
This is the recommended suggestions for
YOU.

921
01:03:11,780 --> 01:03:12,780
Well, for me.

922
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:15,880
Since I trust the algorithm,
I have no more questions to ask myself.

923
01:03:23,890 --> 01:03:24,890
Shit then.

924
01:03:28,670 --> 01:03:35,230
It's weird, it's because I don't have
of problem of... There must be a

925
01:03:35,230 --> 01:03:36,230
error.

926
01:03:38,650 --> 01:03:43,910
How are you ? Where are the children? They
are lying down.

927
01:03:45,190 --> 01:03:46,190
It’s 7 p.m.

928
01:03:47,370 --> 01:03:48,370
They were exhausted.

929
01:03:49,270 --> 01:03:52,590
Are we doing something there? No, why
you say that?

930
01:03:53,299 --> 01:03:55,000
I just wanted us to have a
Have a good evening.

931
01:03:55,260 --> 01:03:58,520
Have you downloaded the episodes? No.

932
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:10,300
Maybe you drank too much? No, it didn't
nothing to do with it, it's the algorithm,

933
01:04:10,300 --> 01:04:11,300
I tell you.

934
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:13,800
I don't see the job.

935
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:17,700
But yes, usually he offers me a
product, I buy it.

936
01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:20,880
But there he is wrong, so I... and
suddenly I...

937
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:35,240
We will report it to the manager. It's
noted.

938
01:04:35,540 --> 01:04:41,600
Because I have no problem
from... From? I have no problem.

939
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,560
The suggestion needs to be corrected because
that it is completely wrong. From

940
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:47,500
anyway, you can always
ignore the suggestion. Yes, but except

941
01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:48,500
that now...

942
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,120
Except now the problem is
that now that you have it for me

943
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:57,860
suggested, it bothers me. So I... I
What ? Well I...

944
01:04:57,860 --> 01:05:04,360
You may or may not have problems
election? Well answer! Okay,

945
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:10,720
but suddenly, if I understand correctly, the
suggestion there... What? She is

946
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:11,720
correct.

947
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:16,820
Listen to me carefully. Fuck you
! I'll never let go of your fucking

948
01:05:16,820 --> 01:05:17,820
treatment ! Never !

949
01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:39,960
Roman? Roman? What ? What is
you make ? Excuse me.

950
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,520
I'm changing my identity
digital.

951
01:05:45,180 --> 01:05:47,900
What the hell is this? Why is everything
in Portuguese? Because I make myself

952
01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:53,140
pass for a 17 year old Brazilian,
rapper, to confuse the algorithm.

953
01:05:53,780 --> 01:05:55,240
Like that, he makes me another
recommendation.

954
01:05:57,620 --> 01:06:00,020
And I have to reconfigure
the computer because I'm sure

955
01:06:00,020 --> 01:06:01,940
'they have access to everything, you see, with
their software.

956
01:06:03,540 --> 01:06:04,540
Ah, damn.

957
01:06:05,780 --> 01:06:08,760
You often accept cookies,
you? Of course yes.

958
01:06:36,629 --> 01:06:37,270
Roman?

959
01:06:37,270 --> 01:06:53,950
Here

960
01:06:53,950 --> 01:06:56,110
Amandine, can you give me the...
Why don't you fucking order it?

961
01:06:56,110 --> 01:07:01,510
treatment? Huh, why? I want
not. For what ? Because I don't want

962
01:07:01,510 --> 01:07:02,279
give in to them.

963
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,840
But what about me, what do I want? But you
the question? Sorry, it's not

964
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:05,840
my priority at the moment.

965
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:10,120
Ah, isn’t that your priority? So we don't
will you ever get hard in this house again?

966
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:11,120
Alright.

967
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:14,160
Amandine.

968
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:15,720
Amandine.

969
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:23,260
I was naked and I was talking to a
army of...

970
01:07:23,260 --> 01:07:24,660
smileys.

971
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,140
You know, it's the... the guys
who smile.

972
01:07:29,509 --> 01:07:31,270
And so, I asked them for help.

973
01:07:31,650 --> 01:07:32,870
And they laughed.

974
01:07:33,850 --> 01:07:34,850
They laughed.

975
01:07:35,110 --> 01:07:36,630
It was a horrible dream.

976
01:07:36,870 --> 01:07:40,770
So, I tell myself that deep down,
the algorithm is perhaps like a

977
01:07:40,770 --> 01:07:42,350
substitute for my dead father.

978
01:07:42,570 --> 01:07:46,070
Because the father... Sir, why
you don't buy it, this damn

979
01:07:46,070 --> 01:07:50,910
treatment? You don't buy it because
that you know well that it will not solve

980
01:07:50,910 --> 01:07:55,070
nothing. Ah good ? What matters is the
desire.

981
01:07:56,010 --> 01:07:57,010
Your desire.

982
01:07:58,060 --> 01:08:02,060
We don't care about the algorithm. If this
is not your wife that you desire,

983
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:08,560
so who do you want? Who ? Who ?
Maybe another one.

984
01:08:09,420 --> 01:08:10,920
Maybe one.

985
01:08:12,340 --> 01:08:15,920
Another what? Finally, who? Occult.

986
01:08:16,540 --> 01:08:21,680
Hello ? Hello ? Who do I desire? Oh !

987
01:08:25,940 --> 01:08:29,000
Want a bath? You think this is it
who empties the account? You know, I have

988
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,200
even thought it was you the little one
mermaid.

989
01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:33,700
And finally, I realized that
you were right. I was in fear,

990
01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:34,760
paranoia...

991
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:43,420
Honey,

992
01:08:43,460 --> 01:08:44,460
I did it.

993
01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:47,340
I bought the treatment.

994
01:08:49,979 --> 01:08:51,700
I ordered it, they tell me tomorrow
morning, we'll see.

995
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:53,680
Yes, yes, have a good day.

996
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,520
Romain, but we're hitting rock bottom here. That's it
is, it's back.

997
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:18,779
Look at.

998
01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:20,859
No need for treatment, everything is
normal.

999
01:09:21,319 --> 01:09:23,500
Oh my love, but it's so good.

1000
01:09:25,290 --> 01:09:28,090
Is it back? Here, come next to
I'm going to take a photo. No, there he

1001
01:09:28,090 --> 01:09:29,430
It's 4 a.m., it's not going to be possible.

1002
01:09:30,029 --> 01:09:32,330
I'm not going to take a picture with you
kiss, I'm going to wake up the children in

1003
01:09:32,330 --> 01:09:32,969
two hours.

1004
01:09:32,970 --> 01:09:33,970
No, it's for my therapist.

1005
01:09:34,310 --> 01:09:36,670
Because, so that he sees that I desire
than you. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

1006
01:09:39,490 --> 01:09:42,149
I came to the conclusion that this
reaction problem, it had not been

1007
01:09:42,149 --> 01:09:45,729
triggered, but anticipated by
the algorithm.

1008
01:09:47,189 --> 01:09:49,830
Thanks to all the data they
were able to reunite that evening, they

1009
01:09:49,830 --> 01:09:51,950
knew that anyway, I would have
been unable to do so.

1010
01:09:52,569 --> 01:09:54,830
Now I have accepted that the problem
came from me.

1011
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,700
and that the solution was the machine.

1012
01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:59,780
Thank you, Desire. At first I thought that
it would be a defeat, but not at all,

1013
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:01,520
it's quite the opposite. It's a return
to reason.

1014
01:10:02,020 --> 01:10:06,020
You know, when I put the settings in
Portuguese, it came straight back.

1015
01:10:07,060 --> 01:10:10,200
You knew it was me, they got me
recognized direct.

1016
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:13,000
You can go on vacation, you won't
your problems.

1017
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:15,280
Now my family is happy.

1018
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:17,040
And I feel better.

1019
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:21,180
You were right, my love, but
How cozy is that! I had it

1020
01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:22,180
said.

1021
01:10:22,340 --> 01:10:23,340
But it's not me.

1022
01:10:23,660 --> 01:10:24,660
Now,

1023
01:10:24,780 --> 01:10:25,780
I know.

1024
01:10:26,380 --> 01:10:30,900
I know that if the site recommends us
something, it is necessarily for

1025
01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:31,900
a good reason.

1026
01:10:42,660 --> 01:10:46,840
Honey, are you sure that's what it's for?
Obviously that’s what it’s for.

1027
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:49,760
Now that we all found each other
both of them understood that it was necessary

1028
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:50,820
that we evolve in our practices.

1029
01:10:52,060 --> 01:10:53,780
There is still less that they have
reason, stagnate a little.

1030
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:55,320
Well no.

1031
01:10:56,060 --> 01:10:57,420
Well yes, we were going in circles.

1032
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:02,759
Ouch, ouch, ouch.

1033
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:03,760
Shh.

1034
01:11:03,940 --> 01:11:06,720
Ouch, oh, listen Romain! Listen darling,
bet a little of yours too.

1035
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:09,080
I remind you that at the beginning, I didn't like
fishing.

1036
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:11,600
Come on, please, we're here.

1037
01:11:34,730 --> 01:11:39,630
What are you doing here? Oh no, no,
no, Robin. I don't go up there.

1038
01:11:40,470 --> 01:11:41,108
It's good.

1039
01:11:41,110 --> 01:11:42,370
No, but it's not for you, darling.

1040
01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:47,710
It's just to understand why they
made me buy this pulley. You have

1041
01:11:47,710 --> 01:11:48,710
still didn't think about...

1042
01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:32,330
I would like to see the priest.

1043
01:12:32,930 --> 01:12:33,950
It's for a confession.

1044
01:12:34,310 --> 01:12:36,950
You can confess on the Internet
if you want, it's more practical.

1045
01:12:37,350 --> 01:12:40,470
But I would like to see someone in real life.

1046
01:12:41,950 --> 01:12:43,490
And so, I wonder...

1047
01:12:44,610 --> 01:12:51,510
Is that all we are? A series of
data? I

1048
01:12:51,510 --> 01:12:52,970
I don't know where to turn anymore.

1049
01:12:53,550 --> 01:12:55,530
I don't know who I am anymore, actually.

1050
01:12:57,650 --> 01:13:02,050
You will not bow down to these
gods and you shall not serve them, for it

1051
01:13:02,050 --> 01:13:04,650
'am I the Lord your God, a god
jealous.

1052
01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:11,230
This algorithm that you are talking to me about, you
question him like the Greeks

1053
01:13:11,230 --> 01:13:12,370
consulted their oracles.

1054
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,060
He's an idol.

1055
01:13:15,860 --> 01:13:20,940
Obviously. You have to find it in yourself
force you to move away from him.

1056
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:31,560
I always waited

1057
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:32,560
a sign from my father.

1058
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:36,700
It seems that we feel the presence of
dead.

1059
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:39,660
I didn't feel anything.

1060
01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:44,650
So, I probably interpreted everything.

1061
01:13:46,450 --> 01:13:51,710
Even the fishing rod, all that, is...
It's just a series of coincidences.

1062
01:13:51,910 --> 01:13:58,530
Tell yourself, don't you smell anything?
But yes! There is fire! What ? Damn,

1063
01:13:58,530 --> 01:14:01,150
the church is burning!
Marie-Cécile, there is fire in the

1064
01:14:01,150 --> 01:14:03,990
'staircase! But where is this
glue?

1065
01:14:07,790 --> 01:14:11,970
I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Creator of heaven and earth, but in

1066
01:14:11,970 --> 01:14:14,510
Jesus Christ, his only Son, our
Lord. But what the hell are you doing?

1067
01:14:14,510 --> 01:14:15,770
? This is our only way out.

1068
01:14:16,150 --> 01:14:19,910
But help me, Pluto! But it is the
time to rely on God! But it

1069
01:14:19,910 --> 01:14:26,790
it's not the good Lord that we need,
asshole! It's a rope! Oh

1070
01:14:26,790 --> 01:14:28,110
well,

1071
01:14:32,150 --> 01:14:34,870
a million views, that's the package
at 1650 euros including tax.

1072
01:14:35,110 --> 01:14:36,890
That all counts. We would only cheat
beginning.

1073
01:14:37,530 --> 01:14:39,810
People will eventually become interested in
us. Yes, obviously.

1074
01:14:40,130 --> 01:14:42,950
But your family is fascinating,
all that.

1075
01:14:43,650 --> 01:14:45,830
It touches me, it moves me.

1076
01:14:46,350 --> 01:14:48,510
I'll give you 100,000 subscribers for 3
000 euros.

1077
01:14:48,730 --> 01:14:51,350
And at this price, we can have
positive comments? I do it for

1078
01:14:51,350 --> 01:14:54,110
one in two French comedies. There,
It's a good cause all the same.

1079
01:14:55,010 --> 01:14:58,230
How many green thumbs I give you,
the little likes? No, but I thought

1080
01:14:58,230 --> 01:15:02,870
more comments on the implementation
scene, the aesthetic quality of the film in

1081
01:15:02,870 --> 01:15:05,930
general. No, we're not interested.
We're not interested, goodbye.

1082
01:15:06,950 --> 01:15:09,650
We can't do that. We can't
buy people's love. It's not

1083
01:15:09,650 --> 01:15:11,510
possible. This is super dishonest. This
is not us.

1084
01:15:18,810 --> 01:15:19,090
So

1085
01:15:19,090 --> 01:15:28,110
today

1086
01:15:28,110 --> 01:15:31,190
'today, we wanted to share with
you on food because it is

1087
01:15:31,190 --> 01:15:33,330
true that it is not easy to pass
organic when we are a family

1088
01:15:33,330 --> 01:15:35,830
numerous. And like I always say, the
organic...

1089
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:39,240
It's more expensive, so there are
tips. Please, we are

1090
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:40,540
spinning there, you are in the
frame.

1091
01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:46,480
Damn, but damn! You don't see
that there is a camera there? But it's not okay

1092
01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:49,000
? But that's not true, it's crazy,
people are sheep.

1093
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:52,640
It's not possible. Okay, let's do it again. Yes,
we start again at the beginning. Sir, sir,

1094
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:54,700
you could come back in 5 minutes
take your wafers please.

1095
01:15:55,220 --> 01:15:56,220
THANKS.

1096
01:15:56,260 --> 01:15:58,320
Oh no! What is it?
Hollywood.

1097
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:00,400
We're no longer invited.

1098
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:03,780
For what ? But because he's fine.

1099
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:09,100
Because he's fucking fine! Damn!
You have left the category of

1100
01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:11,660
influencers. You are a bunch of
assholes, but I'm dreaming, but it's not

1101
01:16:11,660 --> 01:16:15,400
possible! Shit ! It's been months
that we get bored doing work

1102
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:19,060
quality! Honest work! It is
how do we get rewarded? But

1103
01:16:19,060 --> 01:16:22,340
what an asshole! Shit ! No, I
Don’t cane me! No, I can't be bothered!

1104
01:16:22,340 --> 01:16:28,880
Shit ! Shit ! Shit ! Shit ! Shit !
Shit ! Shit ! Shit !

1105
01:16:40,590 --> 01:16:41,870
Everyone gives a damn about us.

1106
01:16:44,330 --> 01:16:46,350
Even the realization, people
fuck up.

1107
01:16:48,990 --> 01:16:50,710
This world is disgusting.

1108
01:16:51,990 --> 01:16:52,990
Sick.

1109
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:25,900
Did you see? What is this
horror?

1110
01:17:25,900 --> 01:17:28,620
I think the eggs are passing too much.

1111
01:17:30,820 --> 01:17:31,820
Come on, let's film them.

1112
01:17:34,380 --> 01:17:35,380
Come on.

1113
01:17:36,020 --> 01:17:37,020
It will do us good.

1114
01:17:38,060 --> 01:17:40,980
It's pretty, the little birds on the move
to hatch.

1115
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,380
It's a small family like us.

1116
01:18:06,860 --> 01:18:08,580
Come see, come. Mom, come back.

1117
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:15,840
But where is he? I don't know, in Syria.

1118
01:18:16,540 --> 01:18:20,400
In Syria? But what does he do? I know
not.

1119
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:28,160
That's not true.

1120
01:18:31,100 --> 01:18:32,820
It has 3 million views.

1121
01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:55,070
I answered him, but it's not good
God what we need is a

1122
01:18:55,070 --> 01:18:56,070
rope.

1123
01:18:58,570 --> 01:19:00,190
And we jumped.

1124
01:19:21,850 --> 01:19:24,550
Chantal, Gérard, I know very well that the
speech is this evening, but from now on

1125
01:19:24,550 --> 01:19:28,430
already, I wanted to thank you all
welcome us to this sumptuous

1126
01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:30,590
property. Thank you, Mr. Prefect.

1127
01:19:32,370 --> 01:19:36,510
Some will complain that we are
on a small island, far from the world and

1128
01:19:36,510 --> 01:19:40,910
its civilization, but I
congratulates that here, at least, we do not capture

1129
01:19:40,910 --> 01:19:41,910
nothing.

1130
01:19:41,970 --> 01:19:45,070
Yes, it's so much more practical
to organize a wedding. No, but it is

1131
01:19:45,070 --> 01:19:47,190
true, today, with smartphones,
we are always sharp at the dough.

1132
01:19:47,430 --> 01:19:51,070
The minister knows where you are,
president knows where you are, and worse,

1133
01:19:51,070 --> 01:19:52,910
even our wives know where we are.

1134
01:19:54,590 --> 01:19:59,670
Oh oh, said the cricket, I am no more
angry. It costs too much to shine

1135
01:19:59,670 --> 01:20:02,710
in the world. To live happily,
live hidden.

1136
01:20:03,870 --> 01:20:08,730
But what culture, Gérard! A very
pretty little-known fable by Jean

1137
01:20:08,730 --> 01:20:09,730
-Pierre Clarisse de Florian.

1138
01:20:21,990 --> 01:20:26,030
Wait, but does that catch it? Yeah, I have
hard but I found it.

1139
01:20:30,090 --> 01:20:32,290
Oh damn, thank you, you save my life.

1140
01:20:39,510 --> 01:20:42,030
What hell this marriage is, only old people
more.

1141
01:20:42,770 --> 01:20:43,970
Luckily my cousins are coming
just now.

1142
01:20:44,910 --> 01:20:45,930
Yeah, I don't know anyone.

1143
01:20:47,210 --> 01:20:50,810
Marco or Emma? Inès is the witness of
Marco, I'm her guy.

1144
01:20:52,870 --> 01:20:58,150
There, how? Isn't that weird?
Well, why? You don't have any friends

1145
01:20:58,150 --> 01:21:00,910
guys, you? Well, yes, but they want
all fuck me, what.

1146
01:21:04,650 --> 01:21:10,090
Juliet! Oh, we're looking for you everywhere!
Are you coming? No ! Oh, well, come on! It's

1147
01:21:10,090 --> 01:21:13,710
not nice to mar them! But I
I don't care, actually! And why do you

1148
01:21:13,710 --> 01:21:15,770
Didn't say there was no
network on your shitty island?

1149
01:21:15,770 --> 01:21:20,450
Because otherwise, you wouldn’t have come!
Come on, come on! There are oysters! I m

1150
01:21:20,450 --> 01:21:21,450
'crazy!

1151
01:21:33,580 --> 01:21:34,580
Very funny.

1152
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:35,800
Thank you so much.

1153
01:21:37,740 --> 01:21:38,740
So,

1154
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:45,120
the speech? Listen, look, we are
above. It's working hard. We're not bad.

1155
01:21:45,820 --> 01:21:49,400
We can ask him for his opinion, right?
You have a say, I guess. It's

1156
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:52,660
Okay, guys, it's okay. Honestly, you
You're heavy there. No, no, but it's

1157
01:21:52,660 --> 01:21:55,080
good. My opinion on what? On nothing,
honey, nothing.

1158
01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:58,660
In fact, there we were at the moment when we
said, in the speech, we were going

1159
01:21:58,660 --> 01:22:02,320
slip a little file from your girlfriend and
the groom. And there, madam, she says, well

1160
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:04,080
no, it's not okay to talk about exes.

1161
01:22:05,380 --> 01:22:08,020
No, frankly. What do you think about it?
Fabian? Fabrice.

1162
01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:12,180
If you want, you think we can
speak or not? Well, if we can more

1163
01:22:12,180 --> 01:22:13,900
charring in a wedding speech...

1164
01:22:14,590 --> 01:22:15,930
Thank you, thank you, well yes.

1165
01:22:16,570 --> 01:22:20,770
For a few little kisses at school,
It's okay, it's good, there is a prescription.

1166
01:22:24,110 --> 01:22:26,330
Maybe it's not such a good idea.

1167
01:22:27,090 --> 01:22:28,890
They're really annoying, really.

1168
01:22:29,430 --> 01:22:33,690
We'll think of something else, maybe.
Don't hesitate, it's good. We make a

1169
01:22:33,690 --> 01:22:35,930
conclusion. Yeah, there we are, here we are
concluded.

1170
01:22:36,970 --> 01:22:38,230
Excuse us, Fabien.

1171
01:22:38,850 --> 01:22:39,850
Damn, just hold on.

1172
01:22:40,150 --> 01:22:42,410
I didn't know, you don't say anything about your
life.

1173
01:22:48,390 --> 01:22:53,270
He's an asshole! Guys, it's all
assholes! Wait, uh... why

1174
01:22:53,270 --> 01:22:57,090
Are you crying, my sweetheart? Senzo, he told me
cheated on with that whore! Yeah, what

1175
01:22:57,090 --> 01:22:59,990
is this happening? What is happening
pass, my little eco-tube? What ? No,

1176
01:23:00,050 --> 01:23:02,530
no more, don't cry. Wait, if the guy
does something like that, he doesn't deserve you,

1177
01:23:02,570 --> 01:23:04,290
huh. Yes, it can happen, little ones
deviations, darling.

1178
01:23:04,590 --> 01:23:05,930
The most important thing is that you
love.

1179
01:23:06,290 --> 01:23:09,890
How does that happen, the little gaps?
? What ? No, but at his age, you see.

1180
01:23:10,010 --> 01:23:11,130
Small differences at his age are nothing
at all.

1181
01:23:12,310 --> 01:23:14,730
How do you know, first of all? There are all
files on the Internet, everyone

1182
01:23:14,730 --> 01:23:15,730
knows it.

1183
01:23:37,230 --> 01:23:38,350
What the fuck?

1184
01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:11,160
Oh damn.

1185
01:24:38,630 --> 01:24:39,630
I don't know.

1186
01:24:39,750 --> 01:24:41,830
Did you type my name? Well no.

1187
01:24:42,350 --> 01:24:43,870
For what ? I should have.

1188
01:24:44,330 --> 01:24:47,810
Who did you hit then? I typed a name
randomly, we don't care.

1189
01:24:48,110 --> 01:24:51,630
Search history, there is
history or not? The history.

1190
01:24:52,430 --> 01:24:56,570
We're all dead. But it's okay guys,
It's okay, relax. We will find

1191
01:24:56,570 --> 01:24:58,010
information, we will understand what
that's happening.

1192
01:24:59,410 --> 01:25:02,850
Despite the efforts of the services of
security around the world, the platform

1193
01:25:02,850 --> 01:25:03,850
is always accessible.

1194
01:25:04,130 --> 01:25:07,890
The Elysée has just announced an act of
unprecedented digital terrorism.

1195
01:25:07,890 --> 01:25:10,670
Michel Chevalier, you are our
security specialist. 500

1196
01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:14,110
million individuals on SmileX this
morning, more than a billion pirates

1197
01:25:14,110 --> 01:25:17,350
time when we talk. At this rate,
it’s all of humanity connected

1198
01:25:17,350 --> 01:25:21,810
who can say goodbye to their private life.
What can we do? I'm afraid he

1199
01:25:21,810 --> 01:25:22,810
or too late.

1200
01:25:23,290 --> 01:25:27,670
Now the only thing not to
do is connect.

1201
01:25:27,980 --> 01:25:30,200
To Smiley, do not log in.

1202
01:25:30,460 --> 01:25:34,880
Between us, Patrice, there is nothing to
gain insight into the private lives of their

1203
01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:37,660
friends, neighbors, colleagues
of work. Thank you Michel for this

1204
01:25:37,660 --> 01:25:39,960
declaration, as we come
to learn on the Smiley platform that

1205
01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:42,880
Donald Trump... Oh, Chantal, Chantal,
what are you doing there? Nobody

1206
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:43,839
must not know anything.

1207
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:46,520
I'm getting my daughter married in two hours
before God and I don't want to be

1208
01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:47,520
'fuck.

1209
01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:49,640
Except you who know.

1210
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:53,320
But I don't understand, it's not that
for famous people? It's for everything

1211
01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:56,280
the world, we tell you. The known ones, not
known, for you, for me, people

1212
01:25:56,280 --> 01:25:59,680
normal, that's it. Ah yes, because you,
are you normal? Very funny.

1213
01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:01,980
We will laugh less than the raccoons on
Smalix.

1214
01:26:02,300 --> 01:26:05,500
But that's impossible, your thing. It's
like the year 2000 bug.

1215
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:07,160
You just have to go back to the buffet.

1216
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:26,040
Say, how do you find it, Jérôme?
Um, I don't know, yeah. It's your guy,

1217
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:27,800
no? Do you get it? Yeah, that's my
man, yeah.

1218
01:26:28,060 --> 01:26:30,840
You don't want to sleep with him? What ?
No, but it's with this bullshit

1219
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:32,340
Smiley X, there. He will learn lots of
stuff.

1220
01:26:33,020 --> 01:26:37,900
It wouldn't be bad for me if he came back
a bit of a score, you know? Uh... Yeah,

1221
01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:40,960
no, but... No, but forget it. I am
idiot.

1222
01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:42,960
Forget.

1223
01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:46,280
Just a blowjob.

1224
01:26:46,920 --> 01:26:47,920
Say the leaves.

1225
01:26:48,100 --> 01:26:54,760
Holy shit, my cell phone!
Anyone have network? No ! You

1226
01:26:54,760 --> 01:27:00,440
see something? If I saw what
whatever it is, I will tell you.

1227
01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:05,560
Gérard, I have a little emergency
diplomatic.

1228
01:27:06,060 --> 01:27:09,680
How do we join the
continent? We have to wait for the shuttle.

1229
01:27:09,780 --> 01:27:10,719
But there is no more shuttle.

1230
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:12,060
The guests will no longer come
now.

1231
01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:13,880
Smiley, what shit.

1232
01:27:14,420 --> 01:27:16,540
The truth is a female dog that we must
keep in the kennel.

1233
01:27:17,050 --> 01:27:17,929
I explain.

1234
01:27:17,930 --> 01:27:20,310
Gérard, everything will end up being known,
so I tell you.

1235
01:27:20,630 --> 01:27:21,910
The states annoy me.

1236
01:27:23,770 --> 01:27:24,770
Honey,

1237
01:27:24,930 --> 01:27:26,890
you shouldn't get dressed.

1238
01:27:28,950 --> 01:27:31,730
What do small differences mean?
Seriously.

1239
01:27:32,930 --> 01:27:33,930
You're going to throw a fit now.

1240
01:27:35,310 --> 01:27:36,710
You brought it out so spontaneously.

1241
01:27:37,510 --> 01:27:38,150
Spontaneously?

1242
01:27:38,150 --> 01:27:45,090
Hold my heart,

1243
01:27:45,130 --> 01:27:46,130
if you don't trust me...

1244
01:27:46,700 --> 01:27:47,700
Search.

1245
01:27:50,060 --> 01:27:51,060
Go ahead.

1246
01:27:56,100 --> 01:27:57,960
Are you at the beach? No.

1247
01:27:58,760 --> 01:27:59,940
But it’s not the desire that I lack.

1248
01:28:01,700 --> 01:28:03,240
Okay, I'm going to go out with Marco in
fifth.

1249
01:28:03,780 --> 01:28:05,920
And yes, we slept together when we
was in college.

1250
01:28:06,780 --> 01:28:13,440
It's okay, it's better like that, from your
sense ? Since it happened before you,

1251
01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:14,478
it belongs to me.

1252
01:28:14,480 --> 01:28:15,480
Yes of course.

1253
01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:18,720
Okay, I'm sorry, but I have to
the witness takes care of the groom.

1254
01:28:19,100 --> 01:28:20,480
Well go ahead, it will remind you of college.

1255
01:28:20,820 --> 01:28:23,060
What's going on? Why
no one is there? Oh no, but

1256
01:28:23,060 --> 01:28:24,060
Don't worry, everything is fine.

1257
01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:32,720
Oh well, we're preparing a surprise, it's
that? Not exactly.

1258
01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:35,720
So, does everyone know?
Yeah, quite a few people.

1259
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:37,760
Marco? No, not Marco.

1260
01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:40,820
Did you search? Me ? No, no, you have to
don't search, wait.

1261
01:28:41,340 --> 01:28:44,240
When you love someone, you need them
trust. What happened

1262
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:47,040
before, it belongs to him, it's his
freedom to not tell me everything.

1263
01:28:48,540 --> 01:28:51,080
It was there when Marco spoke of small
deviations. Oh yes, definitely, yes.

1264
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:52,640
Be afraid of doing something stupid.

1265
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:54,160
I'm going to do something stupid.

1266
01:28:54,380 --> 01:28:57,940
Would you like to go to the beach for me
to check, please? Oh no,

1267
01:28:58,020 --> 01:29:00,180
Honestly, you can't ask me that.

1268
01:29:01,260 --> 01:29:02,260
But yeah, okay.

1269
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:04,020
Okay, I can do it, I will
do.

1270
01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:05,320
Thank you Frédéric.

1271
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:06,800
Fabrice. Fabrice, of course.

1272
01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:14,820
These little bicycle delivery men who
believe everything is allowed, they roll n

1273
01:29:14,820 --> 01:29:16,900
'anywhere, they ride anywhere
how, it must be said that all the same.

1274
01:29:17,740 --> 01:29:18,740
I honked my horn.

1275
01:29:19,280 --> 01:29:23,540
But this idiot had like a Walkman
on the head.

1276
01:29:24,080 --> 01:29:30,960
So obviously, even when braking, BAM!
Okay,

1277
01:29:31,020 --> 01:29:33,000
I admit, maybe I shouldn't have
take flight.

1278
01:29:33,220 --> 01:29:35,960
No but you wrote that online,
It's just for internet stuff.

1279
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:40,300
Ah good ? Well...

1280
01:29:41,220 --> 01:29:42,740
Forget it then, I didn't say anything.

1281
01:29:44,300 --> 01:29:48,120
Chantal, I don't feel terribly
well suddenly and how we do it here

1282
01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:51,940
in case of emergency? You're not going there
put you too? Listen, it's good

1283
01:29:51,940 --> 01:29:52,940
thought about it.

1284
01:29:53,780 --> 01:29:56,440
Since everything is going to be known, it is necessary that
everyone fucks with everyone.

1285
01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:59,220
Okay? This will reset the counters to
zero.

1286
01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:04,900
Chantal, are you following me? We have to start
all pissing me off.

1287
01:30:05,740 --> 01:30:09,200
I don't give a damn if you know that your
lives are ruined. Today we get married

1288
01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:10,900
my daughter and with a smile too.

1289
01:30:11,140 --> 01:30:12,039
It's no use.

1290
01:30:12,040 --> 01:30:14,440
I remind you that the orchestra played
all the way on the Titanic.

1291
01:30:19,180 --> 01:30:21,600
Chantal? What are they doing
others? Because there, the

1292
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:23,500
three quarters of the guests. There was a
shuttle problem.

1293
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:25,700
Don't worry, they'll be there for you
party tonight.

1294
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:28,940
And the one of the month? You wouldn't have seen my
guy? No, I'm sorry. It's a

1295
01:30:28,940 --> 01:30:31,040
blond with blue eyes. No, but
I have lots of problems. I just

1296
01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:31,639
other problems.

1297
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:34,580
But yes! What happens in Amsterdam
Don't stay in Amsterdam.

1298
01:30:35,480 --> 01:30:36,480
You might as well go to Le Touquet.

1299
01:30:38,340 --> 01:30:40,980
What are you going to fall for? I don't
Don't fall, sir.

1300
01:30:45,340 --> 01:30:49,040
How are you ? Yes,

1301
01:30:49,900 --> 01:30:50,900
I'm enjoying it.

1302
01:31:07,050 --> 01:31:11,530
Did you come back to talk about Smile X, dad?
Alas, alas, my daughter, yes.

1303
01:31:11,870 --> 01:31:13,590
There are certain videos that you won't need
not that you're looking.

1304
01:31:14,370 --> 01:31:15,390
It's the first, my angel.

1305
01:31:16,270 --> 01:31:17,830
Hell was created for the curious.

1306
01:31:18,370 --> 01:31:19,370
Saint-Augustin.

1307
01:31:20,870 --> 01:31:21,990
Oh, it's cold.

1308
01:31:30,330 --> 01:31:31,630
Damn, my shirt has 100 bullets.

1309
01:31:33,350 --> 01:31:36,270
In 1983, in Beirut, I was called
Langueille.

1310
01:31:36,920 --> 01:31:39,440
So it's not 5 km that will suit me
scare.

1311
01:31:40,420 --> 01:31:41,940
See you on the other side, my friend.

1312
01:31:50,240 --> 01:31:56,780
Emma! Marco! You chose this place
for your wedding because it is

1313
01:31:56,780 --> 01:31:57,780
full of history.

1314
01:31:58,560 --> 01:32:02,400
Faced with this ordeal, there is more than one
century, a miracle took place.

1315
01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:05,300
The apparition of the Virgin.

1316
01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:06,700
to Marie-Bénédicte.

1317
01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:12,840
So, obviously, today, that
Are they still miracles? Well, they

1318
01:32:12,840 --> 01:32:13,840
still exist.

1319
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:18,760
The miracles of love, but also
that of forgiveness.

1320
01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:22,400
Jesus Christ, our Lord, we
reminds.

1321
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:25,700
Do not judge, you will not be judged.

1322
01:32:26,180 --> 01:32:30,080
Do not condemn, you will not be
condemned.

1323
01:32:56,619 --> 01:33:01,280
We will finally be able to proceed to
the exchange of consents.

1324
01:33:02,800 --> 01:33:05,920
Emma, ​​Marco... Congratulations, man.

1325
01:33:14,820 --> 01:33:21,300
Marco, will you take Emma as your wife,
here present, and swear loyalty to him for

1326
01:33:21,300 --> 01:33:22,640
every day of life?

1327
01:33:22,990 --> 01:33:23,990
Yes.

1328
01:33:26,750 --> 01:33:32,070
Géma, will you take as your husband
Marco, here, and swear to him

1329
01:33:32,070 --> 01:33:35,290
loyalty for every day of life?

1330
01:33:35,290 --> 01:33:40,930
How are you ?

1331
01:33:40,930 --> 01:33:46,510
Ah damn, what else is there
stupid there?

1332
01:33:52,440 --> 01:33:53,820
I have something to say to the groom.

1333
01:33:55,180 --> 01:34:02,140
Yeah ? Hey ! In

1334
01:34:02,140 --> 01:34:08,840
fact... Is there a network? Damn, that

1335
01:34:08,840 --> 01:34:11,960
get it! Ah well there you go.

1336
01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:14,120
Now that everyone is going
knowing is good.

1337
01:34:29,450 --> 01:34:30,610
I don't believe it, it's not true.

1338
01:34:32,910 --> 01:34:34,910
Put away your cell phones, they're coming to me
on my daughter.

1339
01:34:35,150 --> 01:34:37,190
I let myself watch for two seconds, I
I'm more taken.

1340
01:34:37,530 --> 01:34:38,530
That's not true.

1341
01:34:38,710 --> 01:34:42,250
That's not true.

1342
01:34:44,090 --> 01:34:45,110
Chantal, Chantal, slowly.

1343
01:34:45,410 --> 01:34:47,670
It's just that it's now, you
had to say yes there.

1344
01:34:48,110 --> 01:34:49,110
Chantal is useless.

1345
01:34:50,030 --> 01:34:53,330
You give it back, but you're amazing.

1346
01:34:54,730 --> 01:34:55,990
Not a single bar.

1347
01:35:06,550 --> 01:35:08,070
Stop!

1348
01:35:34,890 --> 01:35:36,150
All my best wishes to the little one
mermaid.

1349
01:35:36,750 --> 01:35:43,430
Marco! You see, it’s him! Marco!
Look at ! It's him, the little mermaid 51

1350
01:35:43,430 --> 01:35:50,390
! Look at ! You have

1351
01:35:50,390 --> 01:35:52,010
seen, it can be cured here. It's not
possible.

1352
01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:56,330
I don't understand.

1353
01:35:57,010 --> 01:36:02,300
The thing, it passes one day... Damn, I
don't understand! Actually, explain to me

1354
01:36:02,300 --> 01:36:04,480
'please, you have a guy coming
in your marriage and who feels a blow

1355
01:36:04,480 --> 01:36:06,020
punch in the face and you don't know
what is happening. No.

1356
01:36:06,340 --> 01:36:08,260
Who is the little mermaid? I know
nothing.

1357
01:36:09,480 --> 01:36:10,880
You all went crazy over this.

1358
01:36:12,360 --> 01:36:13,860
I dream where you have nothing to hide.

1359
01:36:19,200 --> 01:36:20,900
How boring you are, my God.

1360
01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:22,740
That you are boring.

1361
01:36:24,180 --> 01:36:25,260
Answered, he didn't write it.

1362
01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:28,400
Marco, he's in blue and the little one
mermaid, she is in gray.

1363
01:36:30,030 --> 01:36:33,590
But who is the little mermaid 51
? But I don't know that. But it is

1364
01:36:33,590 --> 01:36:34,590
not Marco.

1365
01:36:35,170 --> 01:36:36,170
Oh damn.

1366
01:36:37,230 --> 01:36:38,270
I'm sorry.

1367
01:36:38,910 --> 01:36:42,050
But I had fleet until then in
at the same time it's super not comfortable

1368
01:36:42,050 --> 01:36:43,009
to read.

1369
01:36:43,010 --> 01:36:46,670
Do you think I should ask him?
sorry? Well... Well yeah I'm going to him

1370
01:36:46,670 --> 01:36:47,970
ask for forgiveness. Well that would be good
yeah.

1371
01:36:49,870 --> 01:36:50,950
You're stupid anyway.

1372
01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:41,120
Of course, we feel guilty, we tell ourselves
what did we do wrong, what

1373
01:37:41,120 --> 01:37:42,380
moment we missed something.

1374
01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:44,600
It's hard.

1375
01:37:45,080 --> 01:37:49,240
It's all the harder because we don't realize it
wasn't expecting, but not at all. No,

1376
01:37:49,240 --> 01:37:50,240
no way.

1377
01:37:51,560 --> 01:37:56,240
Sleep, if you can hear us, you have to
come back, please. There is only the

1378
01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:57,480
death there waiting for you.

1379
01:37:58,540 --> 01:37:59,540
Come back.

1380
01:38:00,760 --> 01:38:02,820
We were a normal family.

1381
01:38:03,680 --> 01:38:05,200
We were a happy family.

1382
01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:31,800
MFP subtitling.

1383
01:39:30,830 --> 01:39:37,790
ST' subtitling

1384
01:39:37,810 --> 01:39:40,800
501 ST subtitling

1385
01:39:46,120 --> 01:39:48,420
501

1386
01:40:30,920 --> 01:40:35,280
It's good.

1387
01:41:01,930 --> 01:41:06,490
... ... ...